“Berapa lama perjalanan menuju Papua?” tanya turis kepada petugas.

“Sebentar, Tuan” jawab petugas sambil mencari-cari buku informasi.

“Oh, terima kasih,” jawab si turis sambil menutup telepon dengan wajah cerah.

Buktinya :

1. Nasi MENYEBABKAN KECANDUAN.
Responden
kami yang tidak makan nasi selama
sehari
saja akan kelaparan dan merasa sangat
ingin makan nasi lagi.

2. SETENGAH dari seluruh siswa
Indonesia
yang makan nasi nilainya ada di bawah
rata-rata kelas.

3. HAMPIR 99% KEJAHATAN terjadi dalam
waktu kurang dari 24-jam setelah
pelakunya mengkonsumsi nasi.

4. Suku-suku pada zaman batu yang tidak
pernah makan nasi terbukti TIDAK PERNAH
mengidap tumor, Alzheimer,
osteoporosis,
ataupun Parkinson.

5. Dokter melarang bayi yang baru lahir
untuk makan nasi. Hal ini menjadi bukti
bahwa nasi punya dampak berbahaya yang
sudah dibuktikan oleh ilmu kedokteran.

6. Nasi yang kering biasa dimakan oleh
ayam. Nah, sekarang anda perlu curiga
dari mana flu burung berasal.

7. Jumlah pemakan nasi di Indonesia
jauh
lebih banyak dibandingkan dengan jumlah
pemakan nasi di negara maju. Ini
mungkin
salah satu penyebab keterbelakangan
pada
negara ini.

8. Di warung-warung, biasanya KULI
makan
nasi dalam jumlah lebih banyak daripada
kaum eksekutif. Hal ini membuktikan
jika
makan nasi MENURUNKAN kemampuan ekonomi
seseorang.

9. Makan nasi dapat menyebabkan rasa
haus alias MENYERAP air. Padahal tubuh
kita sebagian besar terdiri dari air.

10. Dalam kondisi tertentu, makan nasi
MENINGKATKAN resiko kematian. Misalnya
makan nasi sambil menyetir mobil.

11. Pengidap DIABETES lebih dianjurkan
makan kentang daripada nasi. Berarti
nasi kurang baik bagi kesehatan.

12. Makan nasi menyebabkan keinginan
mengkonsumsi sayur dan lauk. Misalnya
nasi bandeng (nasi + bandeng goreng),
nasi kucing (nasi + kucing goreng),
dsb.
Hal ini bisa menyebabkan obesitas.

13. Nasi mengandung ZAT BESI yang konf
elektron terluarnya 4s2. Zat lain yang
elektron terluarnya 4 adalah Racun
ARSENIK (4p3), Batu batere TITANIUM
(4s2), dan racun yang menyerang
Superman
yaitu KRIPTON (4p6). Ini
mengindikasikan
bahwa nasi punya kesamaan dengan zat-
zat
berbahaya lainnya. (hahaha, jarang2
gini
aku ngerti KIMIA, padahal dulu kimia
SMA
ku cuman 6, Pak!)

14. Kitab suci (samawi) tidak pernah
menyebut-nyebut soal nasi. Para Nabi
juga tidak makan nasi. Lagipula nasi
bukan sesuatu yang dianjurkan agama
sehingga keabsahan penggunaannya pun
belum dapat dipastikan.

15. Nasi DIMASAK dalam suhu lebih dari
100 derajat Celsius. Itu panas yang
cukup untuk bunuh orang.

16.Selain dimakan,nasi juga bisa buat ngelem…hihihihi

[Chorus]
A door left open
A woman walking by
A drop in the water
A look in the eye
A phone on the table
A man on your side
Someone that you think
That you can trust is just
Another way to die

Another tricky little gun
Giving solace to the one
That will never see
The sunshine
Another inch of your life
Sacrificed
For your brother
In the nick of time
Another dirty money,
Heaven sent honey
Turning on a dime

[Chorus]
A door left open
A woman walking by
A drop in the water
A look in the eye
A phone on the table
A man on your side
Someone that you think
That you can
Trust is just
Another way to die

Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Another girl
With her finger
On the world singing
do what you want here
Another gun thrown down
And surrendered
Took away your fear
Hey
Another man
That stands right
Behind you
Looking in the mirror

[Chorus]
Oh, a door left open
A woman walking by
A drop in the water
A look in the eye
A phone on the table
A man on your side
Oh,
Someone that you think
That you can trust
Is just another way to die

As far as an eternity

Outstretched arms, open heart

And if it never ends then when do we start?

I’ll never leave you behind

Or treat you unkind

I know you understand, oh

And with a tear in my eye

Give me the sweetest goodbye

That I ever did receive

Pushing forward and arching back

Bring me closer to heart attack

Say goodbye and just fly away

When you’ve comeback, I have some thing to say, yeah

How does it feel to know you never have to be alone

When you get home, home

There must be someplace here that only you and I could go

So I can show you how I

Dream away everyday

Try so hard to disregard

The rhythm of the rain that drops

And coincides with the beating of my heart

I’ll never leave you behind

Or treat you unkind

And I know you’ll understand, yeah, yeah, yeah

And with a tear in my eye

Give me the sweetest goodbye

That I ever, ever, ever did receive

Pushing forward and arching back

Bring me closer to heart attack

Say goodbye and just fly away

When you’ll comeback and I have some thing to say, yeah

How does it feel to know you never have to be alone

When you get home, home

There must be someplace here that only you and I could go

So I can show you how I feel, feel, feel, feel

How does it feel to know you never have to be alone

When you get home, home

There must be someplace here that only you and I could go

So I can show you how I feel

Show you how I feel

Show you how I feel

Show I, show you

Show you how I feel

There must be someplace here that only you and I could go

So I can show you how I feel

I keep coming back for more

Keep my hand in the fire

Sooner or later I get what I’m asking for

No matter what you say about life

I learn every time I bleed

The truth is a stranger

Soul is in danger I gotta let my spirit be free

To admit that I’m wrong and then change my mind

Sorry but I have to move on and leave you behind

I can’t waste time so give it a moment

I realized nothings broken

No need to worry about everything I’ve done

Live every second like it was my last one

Don’t look back got a new direction

I loved you once needed protection

You’re still a part of everything I do

You’re on my heart just like a tattoo

Just like a tattoo

I’ll always have you (I’ll always have you)

Sick of playing all of these games

It’s not about taking sides

When I looked in the mirror didn’t deliver

It hurt enough to think that I could stop

Admit that I’m wrong and then change my mind

Sorry but I’ve gotta be strong and leave you behind

I can’t waste time so give it a moment

I realize nothings broken

No need to worry about everything I’ve done

Live every second like it was my last one

Don’t look back got a new direction

I loved you once needed protection

You’re still a part of everything I do

You’re on my heart just like a tattoo

Just like a tattoo

I’ll always have you (I’ll always have you)

If I live every moment

Won’t change any moment

Still a part of me in you

I will never regret you

Still the memory of you

Marks everything I do, oh

I can’t waste time so give it a moment

I realize nothings broken (yeah)

No need to worry about everything I’ve done

Live every second like it was my last one

Don’t look back got a new direction (don’t look back)

I loved you once needed protection (no, no)

You’re still a part of everything I do

You’re on my heart just like a tattoo

I can’t waste time so give it a moment (i can’t waste time)

I realized nothings broken

No need to worry about everything I’ve done (no need to worry)

Live every second like it was my last one

Don’t look back got a new direction (don’t you ever look back)

I loved you once needed protection

You’re still a part of everything I do

You’re on my heart just like a tattoo

I can’t waste time so give it a moment (i can’t waste time)

I realized nothings broken

No need to worry about everything I’ve done (no need to worry)

Live every second like it was my last one

Don’t look back got a new direction (don’t you ever look back)

I loved you once needed protection

You’re still a part of everything I do

You’re on my heart just like a tattoo

Just like a tattoo

I’ll always have you

Just like a tattoo

I’ll always have you